martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. she went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻eeeer🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

when you're so bored you type tiktok comments into urban dictionary

comments of a tiktok video addressing cyberbullying:

pinkfluffy873: omg so good

rogerthesimp90: Martha😁was🥰an🙃average🐕dog. She went💨aërf🍒&🤕ærph😪&👻EEEER🤠when👧🏻she👄ate🤏🏻some🤖alphabet👽soup,🐶then🧦what🌸happened🌚was🌈bizarre🧽

by P R I M A D O N N A G I R L June 16, 2020

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

Swapped the dogs

When a man’s testicular cords become entangled, resulting in the right and left testicle switching places.

Shit man I slept super weird last night I think I mighta swapped the dogs

by Ballsakless July 30, 2022

dog-water

-shitty
-trash(y)
-stupid
-mrs.gatlin

"this assignment is dog-water"
"what a dog-water bitch"

by dog.water.dog February 23, 2021

Dogging

A shit c**t trying a rope to a crane

He was dogging the crane

by Ball of snow 5108 August 12, 2022

meisch dog

A Meisch Dog is a wonderful magical creature. Half pet half boyfriend. It's very nice and has a great will to please. It brings coffee to bed, every morning and gets you underpants and socks into the bathroom if you forgot to bring it your yourself. It's also very intelligent and can do every imaginable mathtask you can't. It smells good, but is sometimes weird and talks hours about annoying animefacts you really don't want to know.

That was very nice, you are such a good Meisch Dog!!!
Meisch Dog!!! Get the fuck off of my matress!!!!

by KatChen1901 February 23, 2017

Saltiest Dog

The act of mastering the "trade" with the ladies. You are the saltiest dog meaning that you get the most action from the ladies. Also meaning you have no problem getting action.

Bro1:Did you see Carson Smith with those girls?

Bro2: ya he is the saltiest dog. He gets so much action.

by Hellothere24 August 6, 2015