National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 16, 2020

No one is no one, only one

Something that blurted out of my mouth when I was pacing around my room, talking to myself about love, suffering from wanting-to-be-held syndrome, AND HAD ONLY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP THE LAST NIGHT.

I think it was supposed to mean, “Everyone has an only one” or something.

“No one is no one, only one. Words from a young, hormone-crazy lady.”

by glxcious January 19, 2024

that one dude

its just that one dude

hey its that one dude

by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020

One

A multiplicative identity of a semiring. For a semiring R, 1 is defined as an element so that for every a being an element of R:
1⊗a = a⊗1 = a

Min-tropical semiring is a semiring (ℝ ∪ {+∞}, ⊕, ⊗) with ⊕ defined as min, and ⊗ defined as the addition of two numbers. By that definition, zero is +∞, and one is 0

by Xwtek May 28, 2020

ONE

THE WIN

the one and only one is the only and one. WIN

by The one and only One one February 3, 2017

Durty one.

A phrase used by only true intellects. It is used when a certain liquid is not of consuming.

"Bcz i was drinking da Durty."
"That was a Durty one."

by DABOINEXTDOOR December 15, 2017

one bone wolf

A term originated from Minecraft, a one bone wolf is someone who can easily be negotiated with, or someone who easily gives into loyalties or favors, often getting ripped off because of it. Much like in Minecraft, how it only takes one bone to tame some wolves.

“Caden’s a one bone wolf. If you give him 5 bucks, he’ll pretty much do anything.”

“You’re seriously helping this dude hide a body just cuz he mowed your lawn that one time?! Don’t be a one bone wolf, dude!”

by PeeWeSherman June 12, 2023