Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.

"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis

by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021

One Week Washer

A person who will only wash once a week. During this week you can see them slowly turn more filthy each day until the fated day of the week were they think it is reasonable that they should get a shower. One Week Washers will also argue to others that being outside in the rain is also like getting a shower since it is basically the same principle, but it isn't.

Fred: Mike, each day I see your hair getting more greasy and your armpits getting more smelly, get a shower!

Mike: But I got one 6 days ago, I'll get one tomorrow and it shouldn't be that bad, it was raining yesterday while I was outside.

Fred: Ugh... One Week Washer!

by DuckyRoll September 25, 2012

one with the buffalo

When someone is extremely stoned.

Dude, I'm so fucking one with the buffalo right now.

by raychulwhere October 13, 2012

One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

One Stepper

A girl who has to stand on one step to look Tim in the eye/kiss him without his spine breaking.

That girl is a bonified one stepper.

by Tim Anders July 8, 2012

One trip Jones

To turn oneself into a human pack mule. Carry all your grocery's and or luggage from one place to another in one trip.

Wow her hands are full she must be one trip Jonesing.

by packmule107 July 20, 2012

One Nickel Pickle

slang for, "a very inexpensive male prostitute."

50cent is so cheap that if he was a prostitute, his nickname would be the One Nickel Pickle.

by Mini Mii August 28, 2012