I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.

Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

doo da do doe du du du

Four from bfbs amazing song.

Four: doo da do doe du du du… X what’s wrong? You look depressed!

by Iheartyoylecaje27 July 29, 2024

Doing an Ayesha

To never talk to your online friends again by staying away from social media for life.

Origin: Once very active social bird, Ayesha, from Kashmir - deleting her socials and pledging to never come back online again.

First Usage: Dean Keaton (November 2024) in Instagram Group chat named "Czawael Gang" —
Confessing he feels overhwhelmed by social media and "Doing an Ayesha"!
Arslan, his GC mate, noticed how it could become an idiom.

Harris: Mary, I can't stand social media and its fakeness anymore. I feel like ghosting everyone around here and disappearing from internet.

Mary: OMG, you are thinking of "Doing an Ayesha"!?

by Dean Keaton Koshur November 24, 2024

Doing the HotChip

Getting off work on the night shift and mixing xanex and hard alcohol before noon.

Friend 1 “gm”
Friend 2 “gm im thinking of quitting my job and I hate my boyfriend who wants to VC”
Friend 1 “Aw fuck nvm she doing the hotchip”

by Randy the Astonishing March 15, 2022

do or be done

A common way or another way or saying do or die.

The chips are stacked against me, I'm either going to do or be done.

by Abcdefgh123983747722 April 21, 2018

Do you have food

Does it look like I have food this is not McDonald’s bruh

Jacob:Do you have food
Lea: no your fat enough😑

by Urarakaishere August 17, 2022