tommy john surgery

When a woman over 35 gets breast enhancement surgery. Like an aging pitcher, she's looking to get back the 'mound presence' she had as a younger woman.

When Janette realized she still hadn't yoked a man with the one ring of doom, and the big 3-5 was right around the corner, she booked herself an appointment for Tommy John Surgery.

Demi Moore defies aging by working out like a champ, and still hasn't needed Tommy John Surgery

by Blabbidy May 22, 2011

tommy gun

Name given to a selection of automatic weapons that used cases of bullets; primitive magazines.

Tommy gun up yo ass.

by Gumba Gumba March 16, 2004

tommy gleeson

what a legend. awesome, best thing ever, even better than sliced bread

"oi hear about tommy gleeson on the weekend?"
"nah what about him?"
"kicked 15 goals and took 70 marks."
"oh what a legend!"

by liam beale August 19, 2008

Tommy mommy

A cool kid

Tommy mommy is cool

by Doratexplora October 14, 2019

tommy woolston

A legend and not fat.

Man he's so Tommy woolston

by alfiejamesallenisanonce April 02, 2017

tommy rock

Tommy rock is a cool as singer from Pennsylvania. His record label is called Toilet Bowl Records, and he sings about crack and shit. Good stuff.

I plan on going to see Tommy Rock concert sometime.

by Hue GEE FAn December 20, 2004

Free tommy

How some British people would signal going to the toilet for a no. 2

“I’m just going to free tommy”

“To free a nasty little shit that’s been locked up”

by Dog breath 3000 October 11, 2018