Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

Where is my Family

In the basement. Wanna Check? :))

You: Where is my Family
Me: Follow me :))

by RedCodeLink September 10, 2022

Where's the lamb sauce

well gordon doesn't know so where so do i and U

Where's the lamb sauce...where

by sem pie ?? March 26, 2021

honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 1, 2022

where is malick?

You say this when someone shuts the lights off and malick is in the room. He is BLACK. He gets mad when you say it

*lights shut off*
Person: Where is malick?
Malick: ay you better shut yo ass up *british accent* IM MAD

by Shadow_SSS February 27, 2025

where et er

Where are you

You don’t know where your mum is so you ask ‘where et er’

by Geoff Maltby AKA the Oracle July 18, 2019

wheres Moat

a common phrase mainly used but the likes of beebis and runtal

Gunmar, wheres Moat

YA HOOBAYY.

by villagewarlord3 December 9, 2024