When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.
by Rosie Hyman November 15, 2020
Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy
by Cumshot Larry April 20, 2016
God of machines and pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.
also see: Porkor Loki
also see: Porkor Loki
by The Admiral July 09, 2003
(male variation) typically when one man uses the shaft of his penis to tickle the entire length of another man's penis by quickly tapping with the girth of penis #1 up and down the side of penis #2. This is called a sewing machine for the fast rhythmic pattern used by penis #1, also typicaly noted for making man with penis #2 hum with joy like a sewing machine.
Sometimes a man just needs the sewing machine to run on him for a while. Once you sew you wanna blow.
by Def king 5000 February 27, 2015
by horsecock daddi April 06, 2011
what assholes use once a women's boyfriend goes to the bathroom. He then proceded to take advantage of that women. TOTALLY WRONG!
by beluga April 16, 2004
A mysterious green machine that can be used for about anything you can think of. It's at the Peoria Campus of Tulsa Technology Center, in Oklahoma.
It has many relatives at the campus, but they are no match for it's 'Big Bertha' attachment.
Also, it's Pilot is Mr. Dean. It's a fun jingle to sing.
(Also can be called GM.)
It has many relatives at the campus, but they are no match for it's 'Big Bertha' attachment.
Also, it's Pilot is Mr. Dean. It's a fun jingle to sing.
(Also can be called GM.)
Guy #1: I bet they spend the whole night riding the Green Machine!
Guy #2: That's why it smells like burnt rubber!
The Jingle:
"The Green Machine, owned and operated by Mr. Dean!"
Guy #2: That's why it smells like burnt rubber!
The Jingle:
"The Green Machine, owned and operated by Mr. Dean!"
by Clifford B. April 13, 2005