kevin

to blow it; the inability to complete a task; someone who cannot be taken seriously; inappropriately refers to themselves in third person

Freaking Kevin!
You really Kevin'ed that.

by notcivin September 26, 2017

Kevin

Basically the biggest bitch in the world. He’s the kinda guy that keeps one AirPod in his ear wears vineyard vines and wears Magellan hats backward. He’s a total frat guy but the mother fuckers weak.

Kevin’s a bitch

by T.P.S September 30, 2018

kevin

a mega faggot

person 1there goes kevin
person 2 he a megafaggot

by SaltyfaunYT November 20, 2018

Kevin

Basically a boy who prances around like a fairy and has a small unicorn like horn protruding from his head that resembles a penis which makes him a dick head.

Look at that unicorn, no wait it's just a Kevin.

by Publious76 April 12, 2017

Kevin

He will fuck you and it’ll feel like he’s fucking you with two cocks

Kevin has a huge cock

by Yo gynnn November 4, 2020

kevin

a rather annoying person that breaths on you and sits very close to you, sometimes will touch you for no reason and will send you 3 small texts intead of a normal one. but he is still somehow a friend.

I had a kevin over the summer, he kept me on edge.

by Cclassmate May 29, 2013

kevin

(kevin spacey) when your feeling spacey, or hung over from the night before.

went to a sick party last night got really drunk/what ever...feeling real kevin!

by albion November 27, 2012