Half a Rob

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ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.

I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.

by LeaPeea May 09, 2023

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To pull a rob

A. The act of rummaging through personal spaces without asking
B. To be extremely annoying; a parasite

To pull a rob:
A. Dude that guy over there is pulling a rob
B. Oh my god Ms.Knight must be livid

by The guy who hates rob November 16, 2022

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Jasmine mai rob

Such a hot lesbian with big bum 💯💯💯💯 never cuts her finger on glass 😇😇💕🤗😔😳😔😸😆💕💕💕 so cute and very halal superbuial poggurs

Ur such a Deborah Olaleye and Jasmine mai rob

by So coolxivivijejajc February 04, 2022

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Reach Around Rob

VERB/NOUN: An Oregon man named Rob who is best known for sneaking up on other men in rest stop bathrooms and giving them reach arounds (public hand jobs) willingly or not.

There goes Reach Around Rob again sneaking up on unsuspecting men in the bathroom to give them a hand jobs.

by Urban Wiseguy May 17, 2019

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