Nonce

a word used to describe someone who people consider dumb or unintelligent

"Dude why are you Such a Nonce, stop falling down the stairs"

by SmartMan42069 February 17, 2020

Nonce

A man who tries chatting up those younger than him. Will also possibly be looking for sexual activity

Man 1: Who's that finlay mchale guy is he a nonce?

Man 2: Yeah I saw I'm chatting up a girl in the year below.

Man 1: what a nonce

by BinSap August 9, 2021

Nonce

Uk slang word for a person who looks at small children

Nonce: yo look at that kid over there. She’s very thicc

Non-nonce: I’m phoning the police

by Pseudonym 45 November 19, 2019

Nonce

A derogatory term for a sex offender

That Peter Brown kid is a right nonce

by Wagwan 619 November 22, 2018

Nonce

A nonce is a child toucher who commonly hangs around schools or playgrounds to pedo on younger kids

See him he is such a nonce.
What a nonce why is he looking at the arena year old.

by Kiddy fiddler May 8, 2018

Nonce

A insult / name of a persons who commits peodophilia

“Kyle’s a nonce, meeting nippers

by Fiinn February 17, 2022

Nonce

Shahryar Khan

Ewww shaz is such a nonce he always nonces on my friends even tho their 5 and he’s 17

by Shazzzzzzzzzz September 14, 2020