take a bacon

To openly steal someone's partner.

"Listen mate, I don't mean to take a bacon, but your girl's all over me."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."

by JamesBacon October 10, 2016

taking a nash

Defecating.
To have a bowel movement.

Man, I have to take a nash right away!
Be right there after I am done taking a nash.

by AuroraO September 27, 2010

Taking 40

You are taking forever or you taking to long.

You taking 40 to respond to my messages

You taking 40 to get me

by Folksnem44 November 29, 2019

Take an Emilie

To jump off a roof in order to avoid the Exams.

Person 1: Did you hear about Ole?
Person 2: No, what did he do?
Person 1: Well, he planned to Take an Emilie.
Person 2: That scum!

by captainelekid1337 May 17, 2014

Take it in the Brown

the art of taking any object or body part up your rectum.

"don't cry, don't frown, just take it in the brown!"

by Cervantes107 April 10, 2012

taking the bend

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.

Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."

by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013

take the mound

fucking a pregnant slut, who's carrying another man's baby.

typical guy: how far along are you?
prego slut: 8 1/2 months.
typical guy: wow! can i take the mound?
prego slut: i thought you'd never ask.

by Schuyler The Liar October 5, 2010