One sided

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.

The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it). It's why there are so many sides.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

One sided

Going to someone else's neighborhood and trying to fuck with them there is both one sided and inflammatory, especially if they're not showing up where you're from and trying to fuck with you there.

The girl didn't know how one sided her shit really was, which was why it was the worst kind of one sided. Her not holding anything about anybody's life sacred didn't mean nobody else did.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Side couple

A Nigga has a gf but is a side Nigga to another girl. The girl has a bf but is a side bitch to the Nigga. And they happily ever after on the low.

“ nobody understands but us, we just a side couple”

by Davidsacrum August 22, 2022

Side Squirrel

When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.

Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?

Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)

by MorningChew June 6, 2021

side bucket

To brush up against the side of a females breasts

When Cindy was standing next to me I got a little side bucket action.

by Ediddlydee November 1, 2007

side scritch

What the cat calls the neighbor they visited while you were busy playing video games with the crew

"Shit, is that *your* family? I bet they give you the good kibble"
"Nah, they my side scritch."

by MinAyakyl March 23, 2022

Side Ball

When a male wears a small type of brief, thong, or swimsuit and one of his balls doesn't have enough room to fit so it hangs out of the brief, thong, or swimsuit.

Jack went to the pool and got arrested for public indecency because he got caught for side ball because he was wearing a really small speedo.

by Penehhhinadaboxxx October 13, 2015