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put in a bay leaf

To place a condom on your partner's dick before taking it up your ass
Person 1: I didn't put in a bay leaf.
Person 2: Wow, you're really living on the edge here. Be careful.
by zimdoh February 20, 2022
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Put on your records

When jill told jack put on your records he knew it was go time
by Gfjjfk March 4, 2010
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putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.
“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”
by no original thoughts April 29, 2022
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put on a good hammer

Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.
Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.
by Blaze bro 23 May 18, 2011
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Put a new mowta in it

The action of hooking up with someone and asking them to leave after you nut.
Hey! Can I put a new mowta in it?

She let me put a new mowta in it
by Alfredos2k July 7, 2023
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Put the devil in me

by PookieRayRay December 27, 2019
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