The titty fuck she gave me caught me off guard. I accidentally gave her an Oxford Wagon Rut, as I had previously failed to appropriately cleanup my beer shart.
by Blumpkincandle January 16, 2023
When a man buys a sport utility wagon he is basically saying "I am a soccer mom" but he is attempting to keep his man card, while flirting with the feminine side of him.
by pickle rind October 18, 2013
An airplane.
Bob: Hey man, can you take me to the airport at 7? I have to catch the bin laden wagon at 9:30.
Steve: Sure dude, be careful
Steve: Sure dude, be careful
by Benevolous June 19, 2013
The term given to any large woman who puts out like she's sexually available but is, in reality, either a prick-tease or a frigid bitch.
Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
Vagina lips that you can see through the panties, that look like a rut from a wagon wheel in the mud.
"Dude, look at that little whores wagon wheel rut, I'd love to stick my finger(s) in there and then pull it out and sniff them(alot).
We drank toddies all day and then that hoe took off her pants and you could see her wagon wheel rut.
We drank toddies all day and then that hoe took off her pants and you could see her wagon wheel rut.
by pete11 August 30, 2010
Placing lube on a door knob then shoving it up another persons anus while receiving a reach around from the other participant. During the process the the other member should be knocking on something made of wood. (i.e. a door, table, chair, etc...)
by Doin' the Bernie November 16, 2011
Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.
by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008