Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.

I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.

by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012

side five

When a teacher says high five but you are on the other side of the room

Great job... ur so far away so side five!

by THINGSIHEARINSCHOOL March 8, 2017

friday five

A blogging meme used to fill up space in someone's livejournal, personal website, xanga, etc...

Who the fuck actually bothers to read this shit anyway?

omg the friday five lolz
1. what is your favorite color?
2. how old are you?
3. What did you eat for breakfast?
4. what color was the last shit you took?
5. you are a fucking asshat? y/y?

by shake n bake !!!!111 August 7, 2006

Five-head

A large forehead that you make fun of

Adams five-head makes him look gay and balding

by Southwestern hicks December 4, 2019

Five fivey

Making a pig sound, snorting (5555)

Ms. Girl was doing a five fivey sound while laughing, her friends laughed at her.

by Malalaisjuicee March 21, 2021

Mumblety Five

The response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: "Excuse me, What was that, Could you repeat that, Come again or I can't hear you."

Person A:A mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!

Person B:Mumblety Five?

Person A:I am never able to comfort you.

Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you

by Anenglishmajor May 11, 2011

hix five

a common high five, with a twist. the ultimate diss. before contact of the two hands there is an announcement of hix five. this can come in many forms

dude i just hix fived the crap out of him

by thehixer April 14, 2009