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Driving the bus

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.
Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!
by Doppelstern April 8, 2009
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Bu-Shing

Bu-Shing can be best defined as bud luck for eating at an asian restaurant. Upon receipt of the fortune cookie following the meal, should the cookie not contain a fortune, then this is called Bu-Shing, therefore the recipient of this unfortunate cookie will endure seven years of bad luck from that day.
Example 1 - Wayne John Beck was eating at Big Wok Mongolian BBQ at 9:09pm on Saturday November 10th, 2007. Following Mr. Beck's meal, he opened his fortune cookie only to discover BU-SHING. Mr. Beck was scared and ricewine began to pour from his eyes. He was advised by the staff at the restaurant to lock himself up in his house for the next seven years. No one has seen Mr. Beck since.

Example 2 - There was an episode of "Saved By The Bell," in which "Screech," observed this occurrence when he opened his fortune cookie at a restaurant he went to. Screech did not believe in Bu-Shing as he was acting. Two epidoes later "Saved By the Bell," was CANCELED. Years later, "Screech" who's real name is Dustin Diamond is now a member of Celebrity Fit Club.
by B-Pain December 5, 2007
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bus gum

Chewing gum that you received on the bus from a friend or acquaintance.
Man, I got some bus gum a few hours ago... I can't believe it still has flavor!
by Funfacts September 26, 2009
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bus fucked

You get "bus fucked" when the bus leaves the station a couple minutes too early or just before you get there and you're left to wait for the next one.
I'm late this morning because I got bus fucked.
by marusya8 June 14, 2011
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bus hands

Bus hands is a hand affliction caused by the bacteria Dirterium Hobus commonly propagated by handrails on buses and other forms of mass transportation where dirty people like to put their grubbies. Left untreated, bus hands can progress rapidly, escalating into an infection of bus arms, bus torso, or even so far as turning the carrier into a dirty bus person entirely.
Employee 1: Hi five m-dawg!

Employee 2: I can't give you a high-five z-money, I have bus hands.

Employee 1: That shit is wack, yo. Don't be bringing your grubbies around here.
by m-dawg2 December 7, 2011
mugGet the bus handsmug.

Gaggle Bus

A bus containing at least 5 or more complete douche bags.
"There's a gaggle of douches in that Gaggle bus!"
by MyithZ January 27, 2012
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bus warrior

A term that describes a person who lives in the far outskirts of suburbia, frequently having to take public transit or engaging in long commutes in order to get to a more centralized urban district.

This term should only be used in places with large urban centers and their surrounding districts (e.g. Victorville, traveling into centralized Los Angeles or Langley traveling into Vancouver, BC)
Look at that guy, he switched buses like 4 times already, what a bus warrior!
by buswarriorsarethefuture June 10, 2011
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