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Scooter Nuke

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.
Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?

Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.
by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022
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Brown Nuke

A Fart so long and loud it's almost a shart and clears the area like the blast wave of a bomb.
guy one: Wow that guy should eat less cheese, he almost shit himself.

guy two: He set off a brown nuke.
by TG35 August 14, 2022
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Korean Nuke

a Korean Nuke is when you spend weeks collecting semen from yourself or whoever by milking the man like a cow, and then you dump the semen onto your lover while singing the north Korean anthem.
damn non-gendered lover your looking Divine this evening wanna make very passionate love then end it with a Korean Nuke?
by htutu8384742 June 13, 2023
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Jacktical Nuke

Noun; A badass nickname held by only the best Jack.
Originally crafted in the mind of a world-renowned bass clarinet player, the initial reception of the nickname was poor. It was sent to the wrong audience. Soon, the "Jacktical Nuke" will be known around the world.
"JACKTICAL NUKE, INCOMING!!"
by Stsgstatshstshah August 13, 2024
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de_nuke

A: I only play de_nuke!
B: You're a femboy.
by IAmARetard727 June 29, 2024
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Piss nuke

Put piss in a bottle with some vinigar and baking soda and throw it at minorities/transvestites
I threw a Piss Nuke at a Spanish furry Equestrian
by CalvanCalamarii December 9, 2024
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Bro Nuke

An alcoholic mixed drink consisting of pre work out and liberal amounts of vodka. Generally served as a drop shot.
Jeremy: "Man i wanna hit the clubs ferd but I'm feeling tired"
Anthony: "dude you have to try one of Chads Bro Nukes they will knock your shingles off"
Chad: "yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
by flamingo cave January 23, 2026
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