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by urmumlovesmybrain August 31, 2023

Cum Nails

When a girl has nail polish that resemble the appearance of cum.

Damn nice cum nails Melanie!

by kabar6 August 4, 2022

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

The Rusty Nail

A sexual position where a man uses a strap on and his on tool to have both vaginal and anal sex at the same time.

After a few margaritas, she was ready to let me give her the rusty nail!

by Dr_brisket June 8, 2023

nail on the dickhead

Synonym for hitting the nail on the head, except the person is a complete dick

Well if it wasn't you. You always hit the nail on the dickhead!

by Astrophysichrist January 21, 2022

Junky Nail Syndrome

When you have your nails looking gooky and not smooth. Acrylic nails gone wrong!

I can't afford to get my nails done professionally.... I'll do it myself! I have junky Nail Syndrome

by Afreur August 19, 2024

nailed

(vpt.) fucked very hard, quite probably with pleasurable pain, as the root “nail” would indicate. Some small injury may result.

“Jonas nailed me so hard last night that he tore my arse a bit. That nailing is gonna make it hard to shit for a few days.”

by Frozen Prevert October 18, 2024