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Sexy Milkshake

When your sittin knees down in the back of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring licked from the back by your fathers daughter and getting some sloppy top from the homeless guy in the front whilst sipping on your chocolate McDonald’s milkshake.
My day was going terribly yesterday until I delightfully surprised with a Sexy Milkshake during my road trip.
by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021
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Strawberry milkshake

When a guy cups inside a girl on her period and then she proceeds to let it drip out.
"Hey baby I know your on your period let me give you a strawberry milkshake."
"She was on her period so I busted in her and it came out like a strawberry milkshake"
by Jacobswags June 15, 2018
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milo milkshake

When a bloke cums in someone's arse and keeps banging them with a floppy or the second bloke has a go.
It slipped into the wrong hole last night so I made a milo milkshake.
by Owzy. April 9, 2019
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Family milkshake

When you find out your partner is cheating so you go give all his male friends a blow job, save the outcome in a bottle, and give him a big mouthful of his friends.
Harrison cheated on me so I took him out for a family milkshake!
by Pettysweetness July 20, 2023
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chocolate milkshake

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!
guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’
by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021
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Cosmic Milkshake

Result of a gangbang, when several guys finish in the girl, and its all mixed together.
She loves sex so much, she usually ends up with a cosmic milkshake.
by pinka November 12, 2014
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Nutella Milkshake

An activity for scat fetishists - involving a blender, a cup of milk, and a log of somebody’s feces. After it has blended, it’s poured into a funnel that was shoved up somebody’s rectum.
“Yo, it smells like shit. What did you two do last night?”

“I had a Nutella Milkshake with my wife.”
by Artyphaggot May 25, 2023
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