When your sittin knees down in the back of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring licked from the back by your fathers daughter and getting some sloppy top from the homeless guy in the front whilst sipping on your chocolate McDonald’s milkshake.
My day was going terribly yesterday until I delightfully surprised with a Sexy Milkshake during my road trip.
by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021

"Hey baby I know your on your period let me give you a strawberry milkshake."
"She was on her period so I busted in her and it came out like a strawberry milkshake"
"She was on her period so I busted in her and it came out like a strawberry milkshake"
by Jacobswags June 15, 2018

When a bloke cums in someone's arse and keeps banging them with a floppy or the second bloke has a go.
by Owzy. April 9, 2019

When you find out your partner is cheating so you go give all his male friends a blow job, save the outcome in a bottle, and give him a big mouthful of his friends.
by Pettysweetness July 20, 2023

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!
guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’
by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021

by pinka November 12, 2014

An activity for scat fetishists - involving a blender, a cup of milk, and a log of somebody’s feces. After it has blended, it’s poured into a funnel that was shoved up somebody’s rectum.
by Artyphaggot May 25, 2023
