Michael

Michael is a very funny guy but can get very triggered very easily he punched me at school this is the definition of fake you thought your definition was right WHO THE FUCK DO YA THINK YA IS LIKE MICHAEL IS THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER HE DUMPED ME IN 2 SECONDS AND HE WILL CHEAT BE WARNED HE IS A FUCK BOY AND A PLAYER JUST LIKE THE NAME PATRICK he is also very ugly and will probably have cancer before he's 30 making his grey hair all fall out. He will swallow your unborn twins and has many feet fetishes including baldness

"oh who? Michael oh the bald and ugly player, now I know

by Bella Iameo February 17, 2018

Michael

Michael is a smart and very attractive to women. He is very smooth and nice in bed. He has a micrometer of a small penis.

That Michael is so nice and slick in bed.

by SexySlinderMan May 24, 2019

michael

a sexy ass kid with a giant cock that punishes any broad that comes within his arms.

“this kid michael folded me like a pretzel and gave me some good ass dick”

by bigmikecock October 15, 2019

Michael

He’s usually In the bathroom at the biggest party of the year and has a one friend who takes a quantum Nano technology CPU also know as a SQUP and has been called a loser by that said friend YEA JEREMY YOU HEARD ME U DICK

I’m just Michael in the bathroom by himself all by himself.

by Muffin chan February 15, 2020

Michael

The 15-year old emcee that resides in Indio, California.He is strictly underground as not many people know about him considering he lives in a small valley in California,has a nice style of rapping and is inspired from a variety of underground emcees.Dope kid

“New rappers coming out are straight chumps/they better jump/before they get blasted with a shottie pump/think I’m playin/I’ll cut your life shorter than a tree stump/punk

Guy 1:You know Michael?
Guy 2:Oh yeah he’s sick!
Guy 3:Hell yeah he is,such a dope kid.

by Sick Floww January 29, 2019

Michael

A great friend who is very (cocky) and really sporty and has a good attitude to every thing very good looking and can be very helpful and very smart ps can be a dumb ass at some times

Michael has a great attitude to every thing

by Jfcjvf October 5, 2018

Michael

An injury of the knee and ankles that occurs when a small person out dribbles an adult male playing defense. The michaeled injury can be devastating and leave sufferers more unathletic than they already were.

Dammit, that tumble weed blew across me so fast I fell out of my shoes and michaeled my ankles.

by MoistCrevice July 13, 2020