like a hobo on a ham sandwich

to compare someones rush to get something to the zeal in which a hungry hobo would snag a ham sandwich he/she just found

As soon as he saw his ho, he was all over her like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

Cuz he hasn't gottin any from her in like a week.

by Jehc Reed June 25, 2005

i feel like it

Having a desire for something.
Also the immediate response to a question when you have about zero fucks to give.

Why are you shaving your beard Tom?
Because I feel like it. Now do the god damned dishes.

by Ionme January 10, 2016

Ridden like a Shetland Pony

When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...

"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"

"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."

by David J Hasslebonk October 9, 2008

Awesome like that

'Awesome like that' is a term that can be used when someone does anything strange, yet amazing, that their friends did not know they could do. Usually a term used by band geeks or anyone associated with them as an answer to a question that someone doesn't want to answer, or isn't able to answer.

"Why are you wearing your letterman jacket to school?"

"Because I'm awesome like that."

"But it's 95 out there."

"Because I'm awesome like that."

by Wikia486 September 14, 2009

Pity Like

Looking at the newsfeed on Facebook and coming accross a status update where the writer is welcoming likes or comments but no-one does. Therefore 'liking' the status, not because you actually like it but more that you sympathise with its creator.

Penelope: "Dude, did you see Karen's last status update on Facebook...?"

Patty: "Yeah it was not funny at all, what was she thinking?"

Penelope "I have no idea, I felt so bad for her though so I pity liked"

by HelloSweetheart December 16, 2011

sounds like a bogey

A bust/failure, the term is used when someone is trying to play up something, party, show, activity, etc. You use it when responding to the invitation because you know it will be a bust.

Q: Hey dude, you going to the partai that Guber invited you to, he said there will be so many girls, booze, and music?

A: Nah, sounds like a bogey, did you not hear about his last partai?

by eposse June 29, 2012

Partying like Max Payne

When one goes out in public after ingesting a lot of hard liquor and pain killers.

I have nobody in my life and its a boring night. Fuck it, break out the Jack Daniels and Oxycontin there aint nothing better than Partying like Max Payne!

by unclepayne August 25, 2013