Lance

Another term for marijuana. an alias of sort.

guy 1 "Hey man did you bring Lance?"
guy 2 "No. Lance has been extremely hard to find today"
guy1 "Crappy. I was hoping to get elsa'd tonight."

by artemis020 February 7, 2010

green lantern that ho

when you take a poop in ya girls box and you proceed to bone her.

Tom: My girl is horny, I think I'm gonna green spiderman that ho.

Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.

Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.

Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.

by almightyidill November 16, 2007

lancelot

one who refrains from bathing for long periods of time. this term is generally used for someone you despise and wish death upon.

Lancelot is a JERK and he smells like butt.

by delmur June 16, 2006

lancecdote

fenetic - (lans-ec-dote)
A hilarious story told me a one 'Lance Bradley'- A Teacher of Bury college England. Usually involving a piece of film related trivia, commonly featuring Uma Thurman, or the death of Julia roberts

'oh dude did you hear that top lancecdote about naming his son'?

'man that guy just got lanced'

by Fallen189 July 28, 2008

Jacked O' Lantern

The process of having your Jack O' Lantern stolen from your property.

Scott walked out his front door and looked for his pumpkin. It was then that he noticed he'd been Jacked O' Lantern.

by Sub Zero 78 October 28, 2009

Bearded Lantern

A bearded lantern/ A lantern with a beard attached to it as a part of natural growth.

A word which can be used as a come-back to anything.

"Hey, can you stop that?"

"Bearded lantern."

by Bearded Lantern February 22, 2009

lancelot

an girl emo, a sad (unhappy) person

Person 1 : Look at her!
Person 2: Yeah, she's got a tough of lancelot about her!

by Hevz February 7, 2007