Müller Rice Junkie

"The children loved to slurp up Epstein's love juices with absolute glee and disgust in the same proportion"

The Müller Rice Junkie just arrived on the island! Can't wait for tonight! #blessed

by BigHairyNiggaBalls911 January 27, 2024

Psychic Junky

Psychic Junkies hop from psychic to psychic, tarot reader to tarot reader, astrologer to astrologer, and fortune teller to fortune teller seeking to hear exactly what they want to hear (a confirmation bias). They waste their money to get an endorphin rush without taking responsibility for their own lives. The readings they get rarely help them with the higher purpose of their soul journey, which is why they keep coming back to the same readers.

Term coined by Myret M. Bulgin during her first draft of an unpublished manuscript called Psychic Junkie that won her Nanowrimo in 2021.

Karen’s been to several psychics 100 times this year so far. She must be a psychic junky and suffer from psychic junkyism.

by M.Valenteine January 29, 2024

Psychic Junky

Coined from an unpublished manuscript from nanowrimo 2021, a psychic junky hops from fortune teller to fortune teller, psychic to psychic, astrologer to astrologer, medium to medium, and tarot reader to tarot reader or returning repeatedly to the same “fortune-teller” in search of confirmation biases or to deal with unresolved grief often blowing all their money on these “fortune tellers”while neglecting their very real responsibilities like electric bills and rent or mortgage. They very rarely take responsibility for their lives and turn over control to the whims of others.

Karen saw that psychic like 100 times this past year and still owes back rent. She’s a psychic junky.

by M.Valenteine January 29, 2024

ho ass junkie

ho = ho(t)
ass = thicc
junkie = addicted to a good time

them: Kelly is a ho ass junkie !
Kelly: so you think i’m fun & cool? :)

by anonymous January 29, 2024

porn junkie

A person who not only has regular porn movies in their collection, but also the 'super deluxe 5 disc collection'Of "Super Cum-Shots"

Karl not only has the "Best of Loads" in his porn collection, but he just got "The Best of Cum-Shots" 5-disc box set. What a fuckin' PORN JUNKIE!

by Yougoddamnsonofabitch April 8, 2023

Whispering Junkie

An addict who is really lowkey about it.

Yo dud you hear about Jeff? I had no idea he was a whispering junkie

by Zaddyzaza April 29, 2023

Terrorism Junkie

A person, group of people, or organization that thrives and thirsts to terrorize other people seeking a specific outcome out of the reaction that they get from terrorizing someone or a group of people resulting in a euphoric high that is incomparable to any other high on the planet.

That Terrorism Junkie finally got his arse handed to him in court.
Be careful with that crowd son, they'll turn you into a terrorism junkie.

by Ghost ties May 11, 2023