Johnny-ing

/jänē-iNG/

Verb.

When you are late showing up somewhere because you were talking too long elsewhere.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was Johnny-ing for like...20 min with my mom before I could get out the door."

by Johnny Blaze -v- May 23, 2017

little johnny

little Johnny is a series of jokes usually meant as inappropriate or dirty

1. Donald Trump is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.

"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"

by Unidentified_Anomaly_ January 27, 2022

Racecar Johnny

A person that doesn't really care about what car does he have. He just wants it to go "vroom vroom" and move, that's it. Can be applied to type of consumer class, not just cars. Originates from Natty Comics by Stephan Winchell.

- Ive bought myself Ford Pinto, its a pretty ok car
- Bro you Racecar Johnny

by Tetraline July 19, 2023

Johnny Egham

When someone(usually a ned or idiot in general) slaps someone to the back of the head.

Max: Watch this im gonnae johnny egham him

by Sir.E.Brum September 16, 2009

johnny time

A polite phrase for when you would like to be alone, usually because you greatly prefer your own company to that of others.

Tina: "Hey everybody, where did Tom go??"
Nick: "He left, guess he just needed some Johnny time"

by Alfred123689123 January 28, 2014

Johnny and the Kid

"Johnny and the Kid" an unseperable duo of great power.

Johnny and the Kid back at it again

by Kuyob Enal October 17, 2022

Johnny Depp

A God, a god of the ocean, a god of scissors, a god of chocolate. An Ultimate God.

Johnny Depp is my favourite actor

Johnny Depp didn’t hit amber

by Amber Heard hater May 30, 2022