Jess

Jess is a synonym for Retarded.

She was such a Jess last night.

by ThisGuyDownStairs December 03, 2018

Jesse Pfeifer

Fukboi Fagget

>Hey i heard that guy just cheated on an amazing girl with a chick that looks like a rat.
>Wow, wat a Jesse Pfeifer

by GoodGuy Will March 30, 2015

jesse mcCartney

a faggot who has brought me && my bro to agree on something--
HE SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY RIDDICULOUS!
me && my brother mock his every time his gay add is on tv.
in his "beautiful soul" video clip, he;s fuking fridgid!!
he doesnt kiss her when he;s in the pool with her! HE FUCKING HUGS HER!!
HE;S A FRIDGID ASS WHO CANT SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me && my bro: RIGHT WHERE YOU WOONT MEH!
me: hehe fucking sounds like him too
kevin: jesse mccartney;s a fucking ass!
me: even when his voice is altered
kevin: DIE BITCH!
me: he;s fridgid too!

by Morreh October 01, 2006

mary jess

best vegetarian ever!!!!
....roll time roll time roll time roll time!
lollerkaker maker.

"shes maryjess!"
mary jess!
"that thing was a major maryjess"

by jesus ricardo remirez antonio mesita blanca December 26, 2007

jess weeks

when a girl falls frontwards then sideways while trying to perform doggystyle

dude i was boning this chick last night and she totally pulled a jess weeks!

by MisterPee May 03, 2011

*jess*#6666

Someone who is freaky as hell and is Horny 24/7 and should probably see a therapist or like a priest or just god himself like holy shit.

Person 1: you're a *jess*#6666

Person 2: Thanks Daddy ;)

by Zong February 13, 2022

Jess Ritz

A woman who seems to attracked every black man possible. Shes a vegetarian and a chronic alcholic. Dont give her your tshirt cause she will sell it. She likes to smoke crack and worship satan. She rides a scotter around the skywalks of st. paul. She loves "hey delia" by the Plain White Tees, and rob jenkins

Yo you are straight up rockin that scooter like Jess Ritz
I dont eat meat, just like Jess Ritz

I WANT TO SMOKE SOME CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and be cool like Jess Ritz

by jessZILLA August 08, 2009