Skip to main content

Jerry Seismograph

The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.
“Jerry Seismograph, you know, “maybe groomed?” “Statutory Rape?” “Allen Iverson?”, The 100% authentic inventor of the Seismograph his son is Jerry the Jizzer, they’re famous for being the first father son duo that both were pregnant, with Saving Private Willy, The duo was also known for dying in the Earthquake that Nikola Tesla created in Jamaica pronounced (Her-Mon-Ika-Lew-In-Ski), the incident occurred on October 12 2084 the year of Manute Bol.
by JohnnyBrav69 April 1, 2023
mugGet the Jerry Seismographmug.

Jerry pinger

The art of pinging of one's tits off to the point of pulling the curtains slightly back to check for old bill when your mate moves his foot.
Oi bilson you hear that?

Your off your nut you've gone all jerry pinger on me.

Stick a plate in lets deal with this like we're on the jerry pinger show.
by Bill Wilkins March 27, 2025
mugGet the Jerry pingermug.

Jerry Style

For his birthday, Sami ate his cake Jerry Style
by Kang Curt January 12, 2021
mugGet the Jerry Stylemug.

Jerry

Jerry is a very kind, compassionate man who is always there for you. He will always put others before himself. He loves music and will master any hobby put before him. If you get lucky enough to find a Jerry, don't let him go. He's one of a kind!
Girl 1: "Did you see she's with jerry?"
Girl 2: "Yeah she's super lucky!"
by Tinabell79 April 18, 2021
mugGet the Jerrymug.

Jerry Amwe

Someone with super powers and ability to influence people to do what they want. A force, wind, beauty, power, and intelligence.
I wonder how he got all of them to do that... I think he has some touch of Jerry Amwe
by Sneak name June 3, 2021
mugGet the Jerry Amwemug.

Jerry lofton

Jerry lofton is the most hard headed man ever, but He loves you with all his heart but tries to hide it. He is very shy and extremely hot! He’s an animal lover, and acts like a little kid when he’s gets comfortable. He’s super loyal and has great work ethic. He loves trucks and video games too. All around a great guy with a big heart. Lofton is so perfect!
Jerry Lofton: the most perfect guy ever!

Omg he’s so handsome that must be a lofton!

Wow lofton is so perfect
by Hlharper05 January 14, 2024
mugGet the Jerry loftonmug.

Jerried

To have the best performance in a game despite being on the losing team. As per Jerry West, the only NBA player to win Finals MVP but lose the championship.
John: Those guys were fucking ass, except for Griffin. Griffin definitely Jerried that game.
by Kyroka June 25, 2024
mugGet the Jerriedmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email