Using the large forward pelvic thrust withdrawn completely out of the bacon hole so that the bacon gets hammered. :) Yes I masterbate and know nothing about this. and thus you "hammer bacon"
by texas chilli bowl July 31, 2011
Get the hammer baconmug. After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
Get the bacon fattermug. by SharonFuckPig May 18, 2011
Get the Tainting baconmug. When the discharge and skidmarks are there in ur pants for sooo long that they have a crusty texture and start to exude a strong sent of old bacon
Yo, i was with that bitch last night and she took off her saggy pink 1930s pants to reveal panty bacon. I ate that breakfast all night.
by Mrs.frizzells chode May 13, 2018
Get the Panty baconmug. A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.
Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?
Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.
Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.
by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010
Get the Bacon rejectsmug. by Chap87 May 4, 2015
Get the boiled baconmug. A penis wrapped in bacon. A cork wrapped in pork. Ex. “Harold - can we bring out the old bacon penis again tonight?” “Of course honey, got it prepping in the toaster oven already”. Slap it, wrap it, and enjoy.
Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
Salty, pork flavored appendage that satisfies in a multitude of ways.
by ATLBOARDY August 24, 2018
Get the Bacon Penismug.