hop hang

Sexy nigga. GOD SWIMMER

This nigga is so cool, He has to be a Hop Hang!!!!!

by Lethal shooter November 27, 2019

tweet hopping

To keep moving from tweeter to another by following one's followers...

I found you when I was busy tweet hopping this morning

by idinaknow March 30, 2010

grocery hopping

going grocery shopping during times of crisis but it requires you to hop from store to store scavenging for food supply and buy whatever is on the shelves

most notable need for this practice was the coronapocalypse in early 2020

i need to go grocery hopping, there was just 7 new cases of the beer bug found in the area

by lunamar March 18, 2020

Bowl hopping

When you and a friend or two get in the car and move from mall to Walmart to where ever any stoner would go, smoking a few bowls of pot, and chill out there for a little wile.

R: Tim and me went to the mall, Walmart, and guitar center like 6 times on saturday.
J: Sounds boring.
R: no, we where bowl hopping

by Slayer 8713 June 14, 2011

Hop on the Isle

Slang term for rough gay sex, usually in the form of a large incest orgy.

"Yo dude, wanna Hop on the Isle? Sure bro, once my Dad gets home."

by lesterlesty August 3, 2022

hop-walker

Overly-bouncy manner of walking displayed by men and women. Often accompanied by feet donning a pair of androgynous footwear (i.e., Keds, Vans, Sketchers or Tretorn).

Jesus Christ, that guy across the street is an agressive hop-walker! I don't understand how people learn to walk that way, it looks so much more complicated than walking like a normal person!"

by Norman TheCalf May 6, 2016

Poop Hop

The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.

After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.

by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015