River helmet

Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

helmet level activity

some retarded ass shit

yo bro i smoked a fat doob im on some helmet level activity

by The gasser August 10, 2021

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Helmet

One who is awful at video games, and whose gene pool should never be mated with.

God, that Kai'sa is such a helmet. That person shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

by Berrick January 18, 2020

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009

Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.

Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"

by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020

cock helmet

a shroud made of very soft pliable material much like a helmet, protecting the penis from becoming desensitized, altering the sensation of erotic pleasure.

i really like head so much more now since i have started to wear my new cock helmet thru the day.

by Scott and Montana March 9, 2009