When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.
"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."
by Argonak April 15, 2008
Get the grand chili dogmug. Highly coveted morning sex performed by a male with a female partner. The Grand Slam must include the four specific sexual acts of analingus, cunnilingus, vaginal sex and anal sex.
Roger woke up at 4:30 a.m. And gave his girlfriend a nudge and then proceeded to warm her up for a Grand Slam Breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
Get the Grand Slam Breakfastmug. Person 1: You actually drive a Dodge Grand Caravan?
Person 2: Until I move out, get a job, and can afford my own car, yes.
Person 2: Until I move out, get a job, and can afford my own car, yes.
by GodsDemonHunter October 1, 2008
Get the Dodge Grand Caravanmug. " dude, today mr. grand theft electro here went to Target and stole the entire second season of The Boondocks , an Xbox 360 controller, two CDs, a pair of headphones, speakers and a portable DVD player.
by mr. grand theft electro April 5, 2009
Get the grand theft electromug. by Elizabeth Tudor June 1, 2006
Get the Grand Old Cheesemug. The 4-hour period of time that you cannot drive or function in society due to playing Grand Theft Auto. You may have the intention to steal a car, kill innocent people, and/or drive recklessly.
Girl: Hey you wanna come pick me up so we can go to the movies?
Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.
Guy: Aww, I wish but I have grand theft impairment, I can come later though.
by andytheslash January 24, 2010
Get the Grand Theft Impairmentmug. The thing that a court jury demonstrates when they make decisions and rulings based more on beliefs outside of law, or to appear more important than their jury position entails. It usually involves decisions based on facts that don't pertain to the actual charges in any way.
It doesn't have to be a grand jury. That just makes the pun work is all.
It doesn't have to be a grand jury. That just makes the pun work is all.
Everyone knew that Mr. Chang was a dangerous assassin, but the prosecution had no legal evidence whatsoever. Luckily, the jury showed delusions of grand jury by sentencing him to death. See in this one, the grand jury reference does make sense.
The jurors exhibited delusions of grand jury when they convicted the man solely on the basis that he liked to carve wooden figurines.
The jurors exhibited delusions of grand jury when they convicted the man solely on the basis that he liked to carve wooden figurines.
by Guruboy August 20, 2008
Get the Delusions of Grand Jurymug.