Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.
Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"
by Danger Cream Expert March 14, 2024
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Get the Danger noodle mug.When Christian and Isabella walk into the same room and immediately raise the risk level for everyone else—too much confidence, too much chemistry, and zero regard for being low-key. A power duo that looks harmless until you realize we hype each other up, make questionable decisions together, and somehow always get away with it. Not a threat individually, but together? Absolutely dangerous.
“Individually they’re fine, but together? Yeah… dangerous.”
“Putting them in the same place together should come with a warning label: dangerous.”
“Putting them in the same place together should come with a warning label: dangerous.”
by monkeyman115 January 24, 2026
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