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Camp Bisco

Home of the Disco Biscuits. Referred to as “Camp.” If you meet someone who refers to Camp Bisco as “Bisco” beware of fake pressies and venereal diseases.
Are you going to Camp Bisco? Sick, dude. Biscuits 4 lyfe.
by Ac2byss January 19, 2019
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Stole Camp

A fastidiotic idea dreamed up by well-to-do white women with too much time on their hand to fix the thing they find annoying about their husband or male partner.

Stole Camp was created by women most easily visualized as Wine Mom. Whether initially well-intentioned or not, Stole Camp is, at best, completely without merit, and almost certain to be counterproductive in addressing the issues that supposedly exist.

The logic stream behind Stole Camp matches that of parents in the 1970’s, worried by their son exhibiting gay tendencies, choosing to send their kid to spend more time at church, being mentored by the Priest within the confines of the rectory.
Wife One: My husband is so annoying.

Wife Two: Mine too! In fact, I’m sending him to a two-week intensive Stole Camp in Las Vegas to work on all his issues under the measured guidance of Stolevrusny. I’m confident he will come back all fixed.

Wife One: Wow, that sounds genius.
by Dr. Gibberish January 8, 2023
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Camp Staff

Camp Staff are undoubtedly the oddest people you can meet. Sporting a non-existent paycheck and given hard work to do 24/7 they still come back to work again the next Season!

On the Surface they seem extremely outdoorsy and athletic! But stick around for the weekends, and you will quickly be sucked into their D&D stories, Magic The Gathering games, and some pretty serious Anime Discussions unless you find the one or two Actual outdoors men to hang out with In a Tree! Just pray you don't find the Furries, there's a lot more here than you think!
None of us actually know what we're teaching either, half of it is completely BS or made up! Also you never actually completed the Merit Badge, we just didn't want to deal with you anymore!
Did that staffer do something Really Cool for you? Well they do It for everyone and your no different, get over it.
We seem to really like you guys, we become best buds and form friendships that last forever! But when you come back next year or even next week I'll have no clue who you are!
Safety is our #1 Priority! When you scouts or our boss are around..
Poor kids have no clue we Camp Staff-are all depressed nerds with nothing to live for
by Poor_Staffer May 9, 2019
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Spawn-camping

Actively inducing, and/or waiting for a girl to break up with her boyfriend so you can comfort her and steal her for yourself.
Friend 1:Hey mark, how is spawn-camping Lisa going?
Mark: it worked, her boyfriend was kind of a cuck
by BoomBoom516 March 6, 2022
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camp friedberg

a place to meet your forever bestfriends but it’s a jewish camp so you need a beard and a yomika. everyone dates eachother and you have the best summer ever
by maybebabybober August 17, 2019
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Camp Miriam

Often known as the best frickin camp everrrrrrrr. People may think it’s an insane cult because the campers never ever want to leave, and just thinking about it makes them cry.

Camp Miriam is known for; bonding, talking about Seth rogen , gender neutral bathroom parties, streaking, and best of all having the best kvutza (72 LETS GOOOO)
Damn I wish my camp was as cool and amazing as Camp Miriam.
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Camp Snoopin

The Fine Art of looking through recently vacated camp sites near Tillamook, Oregon (specifically on a Sunday Evening), looking for left behind (or unwanted) "treasures".
"You wouldn't believe the bitchin' screwdrivers I've found while Camp Snoopin"
by ClownOil December 9, 2021
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