Buffeting

Someone who is really buff and looks good enough to eat

Usman: "Hey Haaris, that girl over there is such a buffeting"

by GangstaU June 1, 2016

Buffnug

n Popeye's $4.99 buffalo nugget special.
adj. showing or characterized by awe.
v characterized by performing any buff act.

Can I get one order of buffnugs?
Dude, your haircut's pretty buff.
Her boobs were making some serious buff.
Man, I gotta buff one out.

by Popeye123 January 18, 2008

Junkfood Buffet

a term used to describe a woman's vagina when different foods manage to fall into the labia. Foods include chocolate syrup, honey, whipped cream, pop rocks, cola, etc., all of which can be hazardous to ones weight overtime.

Dustin: "Stephen, your putting on a lot of weight."

Stephen: "Holly opened up the Junkfood Buffet a few weeks ago. Ive been eating out there recently"

Dustin: "Fuck-n-a"

by Dustin J. White October 25, 2008

shrimp buffet

(v.) The act of receiving hand manipulation from your woman while also performing a shrimp job; shrimping.

After we came home drunk my girlfriend asked if I wanted to go to the shrimp buffet. I could not say no.

by Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy June 19, 2018

stuffed or buffed

a phrase questioning the aftermath of a buddies encounter with a girl he would like to have sexual relations with.
-stuffed meaning that said female engaged in sexual activities with your friend, so he stuffed her vagina
-buffed meaning that your friends female friend did not put out and he was forced to go home and jack off to the sexual thrill of the situation

a good situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: stuffed man!

a bad situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: buffed... she said she wasnt ready
patrick: hahahahahaha buffer

by ballcheeze June 1, 2010

buffing me vampire slayer

the act of male masturbation

now me girlfriend has left me, I find I am spending a lot more time buffing me vampire slayer

by Jaki J September 28, 2005

Buffered Airdodge

"Buffered Airdodge" is a John used by salty Super Smash Bros Melee players when they go to input a tech but accidentally airdodge as they fall off the stage, resulting in an SD.

Buffering an airdodge isn't possible, meaning that any airdodge SD is completely the players fault.

"Bro! I Buffered Airdodge that! Ugh, I didnt' even tech that, what the heck?"

by MeleeRedox July 3, 2018