No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms
by KokoKL June 4, 2018
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by Thatkid990 February 5, 2019
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by Sweet buns of steel February 5, 2018
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by BrandonBDG January 4, 2018
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i love brandon so much i’m marrying him, he’s my soulmate. i’d pick him over hayden christensen (on some days)
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