Brandon looks just like Steve Urkel, just a tab bit nerdier. Typically thinks he's a 'gangsta' but is about as scary as a 90 grandma in a wheel chair. He has a good credit score, so you really know he isn't about that life. Brandon usually gets drunk off of 1 drink. Secretly wishes he could come out about his fantasies he has about other men, but his church he regularly attends wouldn't approve. He also has the best assistant at his job (the blonde with big boobs). And yes, assistant at work, he REALLY ISN'T ABOUT THAT LIFE. If you're a girl, don't go searching for Brandon.. He will find you and seek a friendship as tight as unicorns and rainbows. If you're a guy, hide yo junk unless you about day life.
"That 10 year old wanna-be gangster listening to Ludacris is SO BRANDON!"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
"My friends call me 'Brandon' now because I have a smoking hot assistant"
by VioletBlueberry June 1, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. by come here now July 25, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. a person who gets very erect over cats.
Brandon will shag any fucking cat he sees big or small. Child or elderly. He will shag.
Brandon will shag any fucking cat he sees big or small. Child or elderly. He will shag.
Person 1: brandon what are you doing
Brandon: i just saw this cat and get very horny
Person 1: Brandon what in the fuck
Brandon: i just saw this cat and get very horny
Person 1: Brandon what in the fuck
by Brandon shaguth thine cat August 7, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. The ultimate liar. A bully. Sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it. Likes to farmer blow in the house. Crushes up weird shit and shoves it up his nose. Holds the worlds record at the most jobs held for the shortest times yet tells his family he got a promotion
by Roxyroo May 2, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a tall goofy lookin motherfucker. He is extremely obnoxious and thinks he’s some sort of smart ass. He’s kind of good at sports but overall a bag of pure shit.
by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. a queer kid or faggot kid that is scared of everything and has erectile distinction he can’t pull girls only he can pull his family
by yeeee yeeee yeee February 22, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. 
Get the Brandonmug.