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Basic blonde hoe

Honestly the worst kind of bitch to ever exist. They are disgusting, overly narcissistic, ignorant, selfish pieces of trash who think it’s a flex to have a body count over 20 at the raw age of 17 and those are considered “rookie numbers” they often have an attitude towards everyone who isn’t their dedicated fuckboys or female “besties” and think walking around wearing light Grey and off-white Jordan 1s while slugging around an extra large iced coffee is there way of showing off to their “opposers” who are really just their ex boyfriends from elementary school who still stalk her instagram page daily just to continuously call her a bitch and other obscenities in front of his laptop screen like she can hear him somehow. These girls are usually ugly asf or mid and think they are the hottest creature in gods creation. They are walking stds. They are walking burst condoms. They are the absolute scum of the female race.
I would date anyone right now, but never one of those basic blonde hoes

I would agree, most men would have to agree maybe not boys but true men only.
by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023
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Basic Magic

Basic Magic: A phrase relating to elementary, stereotypical magical forces in fantasy media. This magic has no rules, limitations, origins or explanation.
Example in writing: Jane reached her hand around the knob and whispered, “Open sesame.”

The deadbolt slid back and like that she was in the KFC.

-totallyrealterms.com
"What kind of magic is in your story?"

"You know, just basic magic. Spells and stuff. And girl stomping another chick in a bear suit."
by billy crystal89 December 20, 2022
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BASIC

Jeff: "Hey, what programming language should I start off with?"
Charles: "You should start with BASIC."
Jeff: "Thanks!"
Charles: "No problem!"
by Wiktionarious July 29, 2021
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basic princess

A woman who is sweet and caring and deserves the world but only wants regular stuff.
She is a basic princess, so easy to get along with. Like a snow white.
by Izthizokay July 22, 2017
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Basic B**** Ellen

Biggest Basic B**** out there, couldn't get more basic
"Here comes Basic B**** Ellen, the most basic girl around"
by dizzy12342 October 20, 2021
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Basic

by FORTISSISSISSISSISSISSISSIMO February 27, 2021
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Basic

Teqkilla is a basic bitch
by Lordknuckledick December 20, 2018
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