Bald Twatty Bastard

A cheating lying man with more hair on his chest than on his head. Usually has a cheap combover to cover his rapid balding.

He had an affair. What a bald twatty bastard!

by ACL.15 June 19, 2025

Bald Daddy

A special type of bald person who has a special type of baldness in which they exhibit a sexy aroma to those around them

Did you see Ben Rogers today he is definitely a bald daddy.

by EthanRogersIsBalding July 11, 2021

Bald

Having no hair on your head

Zak is bald as shit

by Bosleys November 17, 2019

Bald Randy

A living menace, he used to traumatize every kids in the late 2009

Bald Randy is a living concussion machine with his punt kick

by QuandaleDinglefan June 11, 2022

Bald

A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy relayed to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees. They are dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last thing these fairies do. These gentle beings use their magnificent wand to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and gives lits if kisses on the cheeks.

Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.

by CoolChickensRule June 9, 2024

Bald shaming

Someone who shames a bald person, because they are bald.

A man was bald shaming a child because he has cancer.

by Thesodadrinkers October 11, 2021

H8 balds

Minimal masquerading of the quantity 8 ball

Yeah ill take a H8 balds for 75

by Drpalabras May 23, 2021