african cactus

Shoving both a penis and a dildo up someones ass

"YO DUDE! My mate just used the African Cactus on me"

by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017

african binoculars

When a girl sets her fat pussy lips into each of the guy’s eyelids and the guy starts blinking really fast, resulting in a strong orgasm for the girl, much related to Japanese raingoggles.

Big chungus asked Lola to please perform the act of African binoculars on him.

by Hamburbger June 12, 2021

african handshake

A type of Handshake in witch the individual use's their "left hand".
- This coming from a documentary of African Culture where the inhabitants

wipe with their right hand, then shake with their left as to not offend others.

Exp. (As seen in the movie "Meet Dave" starring Eddie Murphy.)

Dave - "Hi, Mark Rose (extends left hand)"
Mark - "Lefty huh? You must be foreign to come at me with that

pathetic African Handshake..."
Dave - (Smiles)

by NumberOneKangaroo November 17, 2016

african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.

My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.

by GoldTesla June 13, 2024

African bagel

When you slide your penis trough a bagel into a females vagina.

I'm going to African bagel you tonight.

by Jewhunter457 February 21, 2017

tranny african chasing nigel

straight male Nigel's who are turned on by male to female transsexuals. Tranny Chasers do not like men and are only attracted to african transsexuals because they look like women, especially the dreadlocked ones.

tranny african chasing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

african tomato

A euphemism for a cannabis plant usually single growing in a pot for personal consumption.

Get that African tomato behind the shed - the Bill are down the street!

by The Fat Welshman August 22, 2022