The Robs

Any form of incurable sexually transmitted diseases. Oftentimes, but not always, originated from someone named Rob in the most grotesque of actions involving family and animals.

"Fucked this chick I met on plenty of fish. Think she gave me the robs, what do you think boys?"

by CummyDoorknob August 10, 2021

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Rob-Stance Meeting

A Rob-Stance Meeting is a meeting in which all attendees typically participate while Rob-Stancing, the pure testosterone in the room will prevent the meeting from going off track and will keep meetings short and precise.

Guy 1: You're done the meeting already?

Guy 2: We had a Rob-Stance Meeting so we executed the agenda easily, effectively and quickly.

by Le Boy September 12, 2022

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pull-a-Rob

speaking poorly about a person without realizing you are in the presence of someone related to that person

Don't pull-a-Rob about the kicker, his family is sitting right behind us!

by JSam77 June 20, 2010

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Pull a Rob

Saying yes to your team for an early morning commitment but then changing it to no in the middle of the night because you stayed too late.

When you say you will join your running group in the morning but then pull out, you Pull a Rob.

by words-matter September 28, 2017

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Swap-Robbed

The act of someone taking something from you without your knowledge and swapping out something of equal value or greater

"hey homie let me get that gun off you?" YOU:"Nah bro it ain't for sale"

Reaching for your gun and hour later....

"I don't f****** sell drugs" no Gun lots of drugs
" Yo homie you got Swap-Robbed" 😆😆

by Gr8fuldev May 19, 2021

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