Johnny Bluetooth

That obnoxious guy (or girl) who insists on wearing their Bluetooth earpiece everywhere they go. Usually seen and heard having loud personal phone calls in public places. Often spotted with cell phone clipped to their belt.

I wish Johnny Bluetooth over there would realize that nobody cares about his effing golf handicap!

by lablanca December 2, 2010

johnnie thomas

the name of a really awesome brother.

dude, he's such a johnnie thomas!

i wish i had a johnnie thomas.

by sista! May 2, 2010

johnny davidson

big dick having pussy slayer, always fucking at least 5 10/10s. If your girl meets him, you probably don't have girlfriend anymore

-look at that beautiful man with ten girls around him
-must be a johnny davidson

by babatunde123 September 29, 2023

Johnny-Tacklebox

A man with many piercings. Piercings including body, most on face and ears. Occasionally a member of a punk or goth group. Extra indications might include having a spiky Mohawk or a died hair.

These people are fun to point out on road trips.

Bill: Johnny-Tacklebox! over there (points inside the car).

Mark: Ok, I see him next to the hot topic.

by Joecoolguy69 August 21, 2010

johnny deng

A reference to a bigger than average penis

Isabella said emanuel Had the Johnny deng on him

by Hc one September 19, 2018

Johnny Dangler

an extremely large penis, so larger that it seems as if it is dangling

“Homeboy is just walking around with a Johnny Dangler over there” -Q.Fox

by qoda553 February 12, 2020

Johnny Depp

A guy with a jar of dirt that we love so much.

Johnny Depp: "I've got a jar of dirrrt! I've got a jar of dirrrt!"

by _exclussivee._ May 18, 2022