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Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...
Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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dim wit

A person who comes second time to Urban Dictionary, the cesspool drowning people into progressive low life.
John decided that Urban Dictionary can make him a dim wit by submersing him in sewage.
by trymyeye May 7, 2018
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sic wit it

Typically refers to someone suffering from an illness with symptoms that include: being more interesting than other people, being irresistibly attractive to the opposite sex, making everyone around them jealous of their overall lifestyle.
"Man have you seen how people react to Alex in the club? dude is sic wit it!"
by ernstan10 November 19, 2019
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Wit sit

Eyeyeye buddy wit sit,

"Wit sit!!!!"
by Quang May 2, 2018
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ion fuck wit you

when you fuck with someone and they leaving
Friend: Alright imma dip deuce

You: Alright ion fuck wit you
by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025
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wit no rsn

A song by mofe. released in 2022.
Cause they feeding off me wit no rsn yet, feeding off me wit no rsn yet, bring down the satisfy
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Witness a murder

You watching someone get killed from a distance
Yooo , I just witness a murder im shaking really bad
by z12fruadin December 29, 2024
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