by ShadowCry September 21, 2017
Get the Whistle Blowermug. Someone who takes charge or likes to boss others around. Someone who needs a lot of structure. Such as a coach does. Hence, clipboard whistle.
by vbjunkie October 24, 2008
Get the Clipboard Whistlemug. A forum hater who tries to combine two words into one to belittle a person and "gas light" others into attacking them due to partisan ideas or political bullcrap. Especially young leftist fascists.
I just had this communist "Whistle Pig" me on a Reddit forum because they thought their friends would read it and come slay me like the police, in literal fashion.
This douche just tried to "Whistle Pig" me on a post and utterly failed.
This douche just tried to "Whistle Pig" me on a post and utterly failed.
by ARsithuldore April 5, 2021
Get the Whistle Pigmug. Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
Get the One eyed whistlemug. The sex act of farting while your girlfriend is fingering your asshole. Done correctly, the sound made is similar to that of a slide whistle.
Similar to the Breezy Yeezy or a Puff Diddly.
Similar to the Breezy Yeezy or a Puff Diddly.
by Scott-ish October 6, 2016
Get the Whistling Kanyemug. Kim: me and evan had sex at that party last night and he had a chinese whistle
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet
Bertha: what the hell is that?
Kim: it means his penis was small and wet
by turboh June 4, 2016
Get the chinese whistlemug. by Major Sink whistle May 17, 2020
Get the Sink whistlemug.