Oxford Wagon Rut

A fecal brown streak left on the abdominal region after a titty fuck.

The titty fuck she gave me caught me off guard. I accidentally gave her an Oxford Wagon Rut, as I had previously failed to appropriately cleanup my beer shart.

by Blumpkincandle January 15, 2023

Albuquerque Welcome Wagon

The quaint, local, daily ritual of a person, family or rock band whose vehicle is burglarized by local meth-heads while parked in an Albuquerque motel parking lot near Interstates 25 or 40, the fact of which ends up in the news and any Google search for the word "Albuquerque."

Timmy: How was your gig in Phoenix?
Billy: Great until the fuckin' Albuquerque Welcome Wagon stole all our guitars on the drive back home!
Timmy: Fuckin' Motel 6!
Billy: Yah, and fuckin' Albuquerque!

by Air Base Hooker August 1, 2019

dry goods wagon

The term given to any large woman who puts out like she's sexually available but is, in reality, either a prick-tease or a frigid bitch.

Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

bin laden wagon

An airplane.

Bob: Hey man, can you take me to the airport at 7? I have to catch the bin laden wagon at 9:30.

Steve: Sure dude, be careful

by Benevolous June 18, 2013

Wagon Wheel rut

Vagina lips that you can see through the panties, that look like a rut from a wagon wheel in the mud.

"Dude, look at that little whores wagon wheel rut, I'd love to stick my finger(s) in there and then pull it out and sniff them(alot).

We drank toddies all day and then that hoe took off her pants and you could see her wagon wheel rut.

by pete11 September 1, 2010

Sloppy Knock Wagon

Placing lube on a door knob then shoving it up another persons anus while receiving a reach around from the other participant. During the process the the other member should be knocking on something made of wood. (i.e. a door, table, chair, etc...)

Fred and Barney came home from the Blue Oyster and Barney gave Fred a sloppy knock wagon.

by Doin' the Bernie November 16, 2011

black monkey wagon

Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.

He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Black Monkey Wagon.

by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008