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Torvalds' Witness

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Linux?"

An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.

Derived from Jehovah's Witness.
No, I will not use Linux, you damn Torvalds' Witnesses!

Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!
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Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch
Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!
by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022
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dueces-wit-a-pinky

Your one uping someone when they tell you deuces.
when your ex-girlfirend/ boyfriend says " We should see other people DEUCES" and you say I saw this comin so i Allready seein my BaBy MoMma Yolanda "dueces-wit-a-pinky"
by Meet Cleaver December 29, 2010
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i'll scrap wit u

when some fool wants some
Look m9 u want sum?
i'll scrap wit u
by DanteFires March 27, 2015
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algorithm wit

Algorithm Wit; when noticing information attached to you're social media time-line, that has a connection to your own posts..
Wow! that's great influence information posted, but did you come up with that or is that algorithm wit?
by Epediter December 5, 2024
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Piss Wit

is when you want to piss on someone with your wit
by Bobthecat323 August 18, 2020
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nit-wit

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay
by Sexydimma December 1, 2016
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