Linkin' Logging

A four-way 69 in which participants lay in a square shape and thus stack on top of each other like Linkin' Logs. Typically done by creepy teachers and angsty teens.

Dude did you hear that all four teachers in the math department had a Linkin' Logging session last night?

by Loggin December 7, 2010

drop log

Have a bowel movement

You are guaranteed to drop log In less than a jiffy after eating my mother's homemade sausage.

by Robert Anthony May 31, 2016

Log Jam

When a man sits on a toilet to shit with high water and it "jams" under his balls in the water.

I sat on the hotel toilet to sit and the water was so high I had a log jam.

by Chevygal November 25, 2015

poo log

a large hurtful feces that exits one's butt

My butt hurt for a few minutes after dropping the poo log.

by jjula March 8, 2008

log splitter

Two fingers, parallel, in the butt, person poops, poo cut in half by the fingers upon exit.

My fingers turned into a log splitter when i was fingering her ass

by ladyloader July 30, 2011

jumping the log

1. Jumping over a log.
2. Slang for doing something that resembles something sexual or otherwise malicious.
3. Training a dog.

Wow man, I heard you were jumping the log last night.

by Gunit March 7, 2005

Log of shit

When your skinny and full of shit

Kyle you log of shit

by Yeaboiiii January 31, 2017