bearded funk box

Unshaven vagina that smells like feet with a hint Brut( By Fabrage ).
She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.
by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024
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Baile funk

The sickest party in the world. Originally from Rio de Janeiro. W/ the best music you could ever hear!!
1. Were you at the baile funk last night?
2. Mc ___ was at the baile funk Friday, he’s so hot!!
3. You are weird if you don’t like baile funk
by Dumb.fuck_bitch August 25, 2020
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PRE FUNK

You know what pre funk is? huh its like pre game but for the hip and cool. come on guys you right, right? guy? hello? - Killeah
pre funk is like when you guys party before the party you know guys
by Killeah September 9, 2022
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Funking bees

1. Bees that are funking (as in, to dance)
2. A polite synonym for "Fucking bees"
"ay those bees are funking bro, hell yea"

"these funking bees won't leave me alone"
by påšs thê bęäñś July 8, 2020
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twink funk

(noun, informal, often humorous)
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
The twink funk was so thick in that club, I could practically taste the pheromones, Dior Sauvage, and residual desperation.
by Sandancer69 March 27, 2025
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funk nugget

someone with a generally small build who is full of spunk and funk
generally very feisty
can also mean a bit of small poop that looks a bit off
Mizza: you see her over there
Mozza: yeh shes a funk nugget

Mozza: yo i just pooped out a funky poop
Mizza: dont you mean a funk nugget
by um....yeh February 24, 2020
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theater funk

the space in between shows where you become an empty husk that makes you feel like you deserve no love or food or friends or self care
Honsee, this theater funk kinda stinks!
by TylerTarzanStan897 November 10, 2019
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