Roman Numerals

Letters for when you don't feel like saying numbers
Dude 1: god I hated MMXX
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: 2020 in Roman Numerals
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Roman Santangelo

Roman Santangelo is a man who can simply not hang. Upon announcing to him he can’t hang he crashes out and proceeds to say “I’ve been drinking since I was 7.” After a statement like that everyone can’t help but notice he is guilty of (not being able to hang). Good luck partying with buddy past balls am. You can find him bobbing for dick on the couch.
‘‘Bro dude is acting like Roman Santangelo right now
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Roman brindle

The most attractive person to ever live with a solid six pack and a 8 inch cock
I just saw Roman Brindle and I think I just had a little orgasm in my pants
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Roman phalanx

When four or more men get dressed in roman battle gear and bang each other while screaming about the senate covered in the blood of a goat
John: Dude my back hurts
Mike: Yeah dude thats what you get for participating in a roman phalanx
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roman was here and roman is SHIT
roman is goated at video games, (NOT) he's shit
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Holy Roman Chainsaw

When someone hits your back in a circular motion like a toddler, and it feels like a back massage
Dude, that man with tiddies gave me a Holy Roman Chainsaw
by yoinkysploinkyguy March 09, 2024
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Romanating

To ponder perturbingly about the former Roman Empire.
Person A: "Honey, try some of this. It's really good".

Person B: "Really? It looks weird".

Person A: "When in Rome...."

Person B: "When in Rome we can eat until we're throwing up and then start a new meal".

Person A: 😒 "Stop Romanating and try the fucking thing".
by William_Shakingspear October 11, 2023
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