cubicle person

Refers to the type of person who works nine-to-five, Monday through Friday, who doesn't know how to act in normal society. Standard traits may include, but are not limited to: driving horribly including, but not limited to, not using turn signals, changing lanes at the last minute, changing more than one lane at a time, complete disregard for traffic signs and laws; treating people who work outside the times of 9am-5pm (typically in customer service, retail, food service, etc.) as if they are a lesser person; getting over-the-top angry that some places are not open outside of the times of 9 am to 5 pm to be able to fit their work schedule. Synonyms: invalid, entitled, PITA

"I just met this really hot girl and she's super smart but for some reason she just gave our waitress a bad attitude."
"Does she work 95, Monday-Friday?"
"Yes."
"Cubicle person."

by Golf6tdi May 24, 2016

Personality cookies

Personality cookies are sugar cookies that are cut into various shapes and sizes and are typically decorated with frosting and candies. Traditionally the look or “personalities” of these cookies are related to the holiday season.

Hey! wanna help me make some personality cookies?, What do you want to make our personality cookies look like?, Do you want any personality cookies when we watch jingle all the way?

by dorle December 9, 2020

Orange person

A person that hasn't been in your life long but makes you feel like you are so special to them, they are incredibly kindhearted and don't know how amazing they are

You're my orange person

by Softiecoloursgirl September 5, 2023

one the person

a common word for "the dog that is watching porn"

Johnny: it could be but it is it

Martha: "actually think the 45th the dog is watching porn again, oh one the person ."

by it was if it thinks to how July 9, 2020

person 0

canonically a god in the urban dictionary universe

person 0: mortals

person 1: i guess im mortal
person 2: oh

person 9: hi guys im back from vacation

by kelpp October 5, 2023

gay person

For the awnser, look in the mirror

Oh frick there's a gay person in my mirror

by 🥲I miss 2006🥲 March 10, 2023

Not-wet Person

Insult, as used by Spongebob Squarepants toward Sandy Cheeks, towards land creatures. As predictable, this certain land creature is not wet from being submerged in the sea.

Take that back you... not-wet person!

by JefficialBusiness June 19, 2018