Thank

Ud can you please

Post for me…
And for he…
His words I need to see…
As well as my words for him to read…

Much I do not normally ask…
If you could complete this little task…
Happiness I will shine…
As I won’t have to super overthink all of the time…

Understand I know you do…
If I could, I would do it for you…
Begging … yes, I am…
Even if post are just a few…

In advance I say thank you…

by U loving me; only in my dreams December 11, 2023

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

thank you helen

a word used to display extreme thankfulness. usually used towards someone you love, particularly named helen.

friend 1: *gives a gift*
friend 2: thank you helen!

by sonya & shauna February 24, 2019

Thank you for your time

Basically means that you talk too much, and/or have said too much, and the conversation is now over. Usually used in an interview or in the process of consideration of a candidate for a position or for entry into an organization.

Person 1: "I AM THE ONE, LIKE NEO IN THE MATRIX!!!! THIS IS MY DESTINY!"

Person 2: "Thank you for your time."

by halbalbador November 22, 2024

Thank you, Rachel.

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".

This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.

Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."

by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019

Wham bam, thank you gal!

Wham bam, thank you gal!

As many related phrases, an expression used by witty guys (girls too, though!) to comment on
a one-night affair with a girl that clearly said did not want any serious commitment or drama issues after the sexual affair.

F (Frank) Z (Zachary)

Used between a conversation among friends, i.e. F(Frank) Z (Zachary);

F: -Hey Zach, how was your night at the pub?-
Z:-Good, I finally met a nice girl.-
F:-Ohh, good one!...did you leave her your phone number?-
Z:-Nah... it was a 'Wham bam, thank you gal!' thing.-

by crustavsky January 20, 2017

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The thing that Urban Dictionary says when it's dumb

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by TheArchNoob March 8, 2025