sunday shorts

Sunday shorts - n. male, handmade short jean shorts, similar to "Daisy Dukes" created for the purpose of drinking excessively on Sundays and watching sports and/or other manly television; a true demonstration of zero fucks given; pairs well with other white trash apparel, i.e., cowboy boots, sleeveless shirts, camo hat, etc.

Kevin woke up Sunday morning, donned his Sunday shorts, and commenced his day of drinking beer, watching football, and yelling obscenities at the neighborhood children.

by Wark Mahlberg January 16, 2014

grumpy shorts

Leg dressings that accommodate the sole purpose of pissing off the wearer.

Someone's sure got their grumpy shorts on today!

by Thrumper84 October 27, 2008

Youtube Shorts

Short form content uploaded to Youtube. May or may not be the cause of our decreasing attention spans.

Person 1: Danno Cal Draws and Nigel & Marmalade are the only good YouTube shorts creators.

Person 2: Facts!

by Nonery October 28, 2023

Negative Shorts

When someone's shorts are so incredibly short, they are in fact negative.

Oh my... have you seen amanda's negative shorts? But Kayla certainly takes the gold for most negative shorts.

by TheSharpieCult May 25, 2010

James is Short

the act of calling James short. If you call James short you will automatically give consent to be butt fucked by him.

James is short!

by Luh nigga February 07, 2022

The big short

Adjective phrase thing (i can't remember name im too lazy) used to decribe someone who is very short, usually 5'00 or under

Friend: I'm 4'9
Me: You are the big short

by Jusyes February 07, 2021

Short Jeffy

Synonymous with a Slim Jim, the delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick.

Wherever I go I bring along my Short Jeffy.

by Greekoh January 06, 2009