Baden Shorts

A phrase referring to the shorts that someone wears that are clearly 2-3 sizes too small.

“Bro you’ve got those Baden Shorts on. I can see your moose knuckle.”

by welcometothecuckshed November 26, 2019

short records

Another name for old school 45 rpm vinyl records, the song lengths are usually under 3 minutes.

Man! J-Rocc from the Beat Junkies was KILLING the short records

by J-Solo October 20, 2013

short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

Short Order

Prostitute. A Male or female person who exchanges sex/companionship in exchange for money and/or material gains.

Old Ricky can't stay away from them short orders. Always throwing his money at them.

by Brockwurst June 26, 2022

Short Jeffy

Synonymous with a Slim Jim, the delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick.

Wherever I go I bring along my Short Jeffy.

by Greekoh January 5, 2009

Muffin Shorts

When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.

Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.

by goddessorie February 10, 2009

short and stout

When someone is built like Shrek.

Oh look Brandon is pretty short and stout.

by ImagineLosing May 5, 2022